What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.