What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.