What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's