How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son