Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.