Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.