Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.