Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.