Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !