Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.