Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."