Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."