Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.