Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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v=vdRiMBPbQ8

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.