What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens