What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.