Amish Girl Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Cute Girl Jokes More Cute Girl Jokes

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires