Amish Girl Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice