Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.