Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens