Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*