He was always horsing around.
Neighbor
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
The deputy head !
So he could "get a long little doggy".
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.