Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!