Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite