How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite