Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.