Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.