Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "