Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator