Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either