Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!