How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.