How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.