How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.