How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.