How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.