How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.