Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman