Logic.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
logic
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
It defies logic
There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
A paraplegic
They're both only three fifths of a person
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
It ain't hard.
A blind guy with a rubix cube
because there is alot of sin going on.
The Praying Mantis
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Aurochnophobia.
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
reasons unknown
A Christian bail.
A suseJ fest
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
