What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.