What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.