Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Trucker Jokes More Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT: