Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What did the lower case "o" say to the capital "O"?

You whore.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.