How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.