What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.