What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.