Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.