Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Donkey Kong Jokes More Donkey Kong Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.