How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.