Tired.
My dalmatian after being hit by a car
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
He was delighted.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
A pain in the arse.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
