How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten