What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!