How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.