What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me