What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense