What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.