What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.