What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.