How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos