How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.