How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.