What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Mouthwash Jokes More Mouthwash Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.