Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

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You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Christian bale

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Not being retarded

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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Because in America, freedom rings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

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They all can! Houses can't jump!

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SUPPLIES!!!

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He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Don't do it! You have potential!