What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.