What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!