What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.