What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P