What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.