How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.