How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.