Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings