Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings