Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.