Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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On the rocks

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.