While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
They are both in bread.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)