What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.