Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.