Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"