Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.