Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.