Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."