Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!