Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.