Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.