Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy