Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Shake Djibouti.

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A start.

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To get to the "other side".

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Audi *tips hat*

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.