Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi