Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.