What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.